A sad yet funny post by Arianna Huffington, in which she composes her gift list for some of the people that helped make 2006 the cess pool that it was; and for some who tried to help. I would like to add:
Dick Cheney- A hunter safety course.
Rush Limbaugh- A nice frying pan for all that crow and a nice debilitating disease.
Jon Stewart- Another Emmy
Ann Coulter-Padded cell, seriously, she is quite insane.
Tom Cruise- A bigger closet for his new studio.
RIAA- A nice Monopoly set.
Dr. Phil- A pin to pop his head before he can't fit through the doors.
Dr. Bill Frist- A medical textbook
Karl Rove- A framed orange jumpsuit as a reminder of where he belongs.
John Kerry- A tattoo on his hand which says "NEVER NEVER NEVER TRY TO TELL A JOKE."
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, William Kristol, and any one of their ilk- Lip balm, their lips have to be sore from all the Rusty Trombones they've been giving the Bush administration.
Bimbo celebrities-The screaming case of Herpes they all deserve.
The Christian Right- The insight to see that they have been neither.
Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell- A hunting trip with Dick Cheney
Who is this nut?
- kired
- "You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" T. Pratchett
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