From Reader’s Digest (paraphrased): Two hikers took off their shoes to walk barefoot on a very hot day. Suddenly they came upon a bear that seemed ready to attack. One of the hikers quickly bent over to put his shoes back on. His companion said, “Why are you putting your shoes on? You can’t outrun that bear.” The first hiker said, “I don’t have to outrun him. I only have to outrun you.”
Oops – this is a YouTube thread, not a bear thread. My bad.
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I came prepared to highjack a thread, but this is at least in part on subject -- it is a YouTube clip:
Do Black Bears Really C**p in the Woods?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jjix47U9634
Is that what I keep tasting in the water?
Gack - knew I had a good reason for hating camping out :{
From Reader’s Digest (paraphrased):
Two hikers took off their shoes to walk
barefoot on a very hot day. Suddenly
they came upon a bear that seemed
ready to attack. One of the hikers quickly
bent over to put his shoes back on.
His companion said, “Why are you
putting your shoes on? You can’t
outrun that bear.” The first hiker said,
“I don’t have to outrun him. I only
have to outrun you.”
Oops – this is a YouTube thread, not a
bear thread. My bad.
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