Cursed Monkey Paw: January 2011

31.1.11

30.1.11

File Under: I am going to stand my ground.

The Decemberists - "Rise to Me."

25.1.11

File Under: Vertigo

Starting yesterday around 1pm, I was plagued with some pretty nasty, bucket clutching vertigo. I think this best fits be the situation.

From the MayoClinic.com:

Inflammation in the inner ear. Signs and symptoms of inflammation of your inner ear (acute vestibular neuritis) include the spontaneous onset of intense, constant vertigo that may persist for several days, along with nausea, vomiting and imbalance. It can be incapacitating, requiring bed rest. When associated with sudden hearing loss, this condition is referred to as labyrinthitis. Fortunately, vestibular neuritis generally subsides and clears up on its own.

I don't like things that require rest and go away on their own. I want to make it submit and get back to work. So if I seem overly quiet for the next few days, it's because I'm proving my parents wrong. The world is revolving around me.

23.1.11

File Under: Bantha’s In The Belfry

This explains so much....

"Bantha’s In The Belfry: "

And instead of a straight jacket, he'll be wearing a chili stained slave Leia bikini, an ill-fitting Boba Fett helmet and probably some of those 'Hulk smash' foam hands.

File Under: "All of them?"

File Under: "I season my meat first."

So apparently, rap and reality TV icon Flavor Flav is opening his own fried chicken chain. I'm sure he'll kick some ass, after all, he seasons his meat.

20.1.11

File Under: June Hymn (live) - Colin Meloy

I can unequivocally say that I love the new Decemberists album, The King is Dead. I've lost track of how many times I've listened to it all the way through. The song June Hymn is probably one of my favorite.