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- "You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" T. Pratchett
Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts
9.10.11
File Under: Embarrasing
Wow, has it really been almost 3 months since I last posted? I can't believe how God forsaken lazy I have been. Especially, given that my objective was to write more often. I could make excuses about how crazy life has been, but quite simply, I didn't prioritize posting. It's not that I lack topics to pontificate on, it's just easier to throw up small bits on Twitter, than to actually sit down and write a post. I hope to start posting again, but it's also quite possible that I will be embarrassed again in 3 months...
4.3.11
File Under: Screw those teacher fat cats...
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Crisis in Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer | ||||
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23.1.11
File Under: "I season my meat first."
So apparently, rap and reality TV icon Flavor Flav is opening his own fried chicken chain. I'm sure he'll kick some ass, after all, he seasons his meat.
20.10.10
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30.10.09
File Under: What the Fox?
Fox is biased, MSNBC is biased, I can't stand any of these 24 hour news networks, but somehow Fox makes me want to punch someone.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| For Fox Sake! | ||||
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11.9.09
File Under: Who's running this joint?
Hey folks, I haven't forgotten about this here blog, I've just been busier than a one armed wall paper hanger. I'll be back just as soon as things slow down a little. Peace and Chicken Grease!
23.6.09
File Under: Just say no to electric violin.
I'm still trying to figure this one out, but apparently GPN exercised a clause in their contract, getting rid of the opener for Thursday night's show in Albany. Weird.
http://blog.timesunion.com/localarts/backstage-maneuvers-produce-alive-at-five-change/2464/
http://blog.timesunion.com/localarts/backstage-maneuvers-produce-alive-at-five-change/2464/
9.6.09
File Under: The News Networks Suck, sick'em Jon
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Morning Joe's Sarcastic Starbucks Sponsorship | ||||
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| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| "i" on News | ||||
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| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Fox & Friends' Lingerie Football Romp | ||||
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20.5.09
File Under: MNIE Cancelled
In a move that proves they are headed to the bottom of the pile, NBC cancelled My Name is Earl yesterday. This marks the beginning of the end for smartly written comedies. Reality TV, Hospital and Cop dramas are all that will be left. Blurg! There is an effort afoot to save the show, so support Karma through this "Twitition."
9.5.09
File Under: We got forked last night.
A couple of E's art students did an installation piece on our lawn last night.
28.4.09
File Under: We're all gonna die!
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | M - Th 11p / 10c | |||
| Snoutbreak '09 - The Last 100 Days | ||||
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I really can't stand the 24 news networks.
21.4.09
12.4.09
File Under: Epic Douche Bagery
This video is about how an online memorial service WoW for a young lady was interrupted by a bunch of pricks, despite requests to not attack. Crap like this makes me ashamed to be Alliance, hell even human.
10.4.09
File Under: Vevo, Universal Music's latest and greatest.
Read the Wired article here. This is the first response on the Digg page, makes me smile:
Demonbaby - "Wow guys, this is awesome! I've been looking for a new place to view music videos from all of my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP artists! It's exciting to me that I can finally be one hundred percent sure I'm sending revenue to the biggest, most out-of-touch dinosaur of a giant multi-national corporation when I watch music videos online! I'll even be helping the RIAA stay in business - those guys have been having some tough times lately, so they need our support! You know, sometimes I would find music videos on YouTube from my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP artists, but it appeared that they'd been uploaded ILLEGALLY by some fan trying to steal money from hard-working lawyers and executives! It made me feel dirty for watching videos that weren't provided to me officially by UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP - it felt like I was stealing! Thankfully all of that moral ambiguity will be gone now that VEVO is here! If history is any indication, all of my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP videos on VEVO will include all of the great features that I, the consumer, have come to expect from UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP, like LOTS of cool advertisements during the videos, and a special feature that makes sure I can't repost the video on anyone other websites - that would be stealing!! Golly everyone I'm SO PSYCHED for this cool new website!"
Demonbaby - "Wow guys, this is awesome! I've been looking for a new place to view music videos from all of my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP artists! It's exciting to me that I can finally be one hundred percent sure I'm sending revenue to the biggest, most out-of-touch dinosaur of a giant multi-national corporation when I watch music videos online! I'll even be helping the RIAA stay in business - those guys have been having some tough times lately, so they need our support! You know, sometimes I would find music videos on YouTube from my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP artists, but it appeared that they'd been uploaded ILLEGALLY by some fan trying to steal money from hard-working lawyers and executives! It made me feel dirty for watching videos that weren't provided to me officially by UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP - it felt like I was stealing! Thankfully all of that moral ambiguity will be gone now that VEVO is here! If history is any indication, all of my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP videos on VEVO will include all of the great features that I, the consumer, have come to expect from UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP, like LOTS of cool advertisements during the videos, and a special feature that makes sure I can't repost the video on anyone other websites - that would be stealing!! Golly everyone I'm SO PSYCHED for this cool new website!"
1.4.09
File Under: Why don't shit work for me?
I am just about to depart for Houlton so that my 2009 Toyota Matrix can have a fourth round of warranty work completed. Today, I will also be returning the HP dv5-1251nr computer I bought on Monday, it's networking is totally screwed. Toyota is supposed to have "legendary quality" and HP, well the old one is okay. Why does it seem that I always get the dud? I could write I very long list of things I have bought that work fine for others and shit the bed for me, but I gotta run. Have a good day and may your durable goods be more durable than mine.
26.3.09
File Under: Dumb Ass Kids
So seven teenagers got busted for drinking at the Drama Festival last week in Rockland. I remember when the drama kids were the smart ones. What the heck, don't they know that drinking is for the cast party, not at the flippin school, where you are performing? Who thinks it's a good idea to get drunk around a bunch of parents and teachers? Morons that's who. The quality of intellect in today's kids is just not there, when they can't pull off a simple underage drinking concept. I truly fear for the future of humanity. I'm also glad it wasn't PIHS kids and a litle bit pleased it was Cape Elizabeth kids. My Maine reader will know why.
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