Of course I am bleeding.

I always get a kick out of the dental hygienists. "You need to floss more, your gums are bleeding." they say. In my head I scream, "Could that have something to do with the stainless steel pick you were just stabbing into and pulling at them with?" Out loud I end up saying, "Okay." I probably should be more diligent with the flossing, but I am sure that my gums would still bleed thanks to their efforts.