File Under: Penguin Monkey threatens Cursed Monkey Paw

It would seem that getting Phil addicted to Guitar Hero and Rock Band in the same week has caused some threats to be flung my way. Apparently I will find black tar heroin in my stocking next year (in case you live under a rock, this is one of the most addictive substances known to man). I claim this is just retribution for World of Warcraft. Besides, we all know he would have bought them eventually.